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Thursday, August 21, 2008
DISCLAIMER: This is all fake. Wishful thinking, but FAKE.
Barack Obama Picks Singer David Cook As VP Running Mate
-Barack Obama shocked the world today as he announced his Vice-Presidential running mate was going to be none other than the wannabe rocker, and American Idol season seven winner David Cook.
Earlier this week rumors had been swirling around that Barack Obama had chosen Sylvester Stallone as his running mate, but that rumor was quickly squelched with the stunning news that Obama had chosen the singer David Cook as his new number two man.
Bette Jurbooty, Obama spokesperson, stated that David Cook was the obvious choice since Cook had garnered more votes on the popular American Idol show than any previous contestant and any presidential candidate in history, a whopping 97.5 million. Jurbooty stated that the older members of Barack Obama's campaign team had kicked around the idea of adding Sylvester Stallone to the ticket, but the younger members asked "When was the last time anyone saw a Sylvester Stallone movie"? So the Obama campaign went with a more recognizable celebrity to give him credibility and the lead in a very tightly contested race over his rival John McCain.
Also considered for V.P. was second place winner of American Idol seven, David Archuleta, who currently has a number one hit single on iTunes titled "Crush". The Obama team had knocked around the idea of an Obama/Archuleta ticket with slogans like "Crush John McCain" and "Obama is Archudorable", but Archuleta's age and Mormonism was a major concern. "Obama decided to go with the much older David Cook to attract women voters, especially the "Cougar" vote", Jurbooty said, "Besides Cook received more votes than Archuleta and Barack Obama needs more of the older white women vote that had gone for Hillary Clinton during the Primaries". "So Cook was the obvious choice".
The Obama campaign stated that once Cook finishes his American Idol Pop Tart's tour in September he was going to join Obama on the campaign trail.
Calls to David Cook have not been returned.
Meanwhile the McCain camp quickly came out with a response on the Obama/Cook ticket with several video tapes of Cook and fellow season seven Idol contestant Michael Johns dancing together in a very sexually suggestive manner. McCain spokesperson, Mike Hunt, stated "What type of Vice-presidential candidate dances like that on stage with another man "? "Besides Cook is not even a good dancer"? Hunt also added, "Also have you seen his cheesy group numbers on American idol"? "Is that really a true rocker"?
Please let it happen! :D
`kathleenxx ♥
2:05 PM
2:05 PM
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Because I HAVE heard of Nirvana.
RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Nightmare - Cry of the Celts
2.How would you describe yourself?
I Don't Wanna Fight - Westlife (well that is true.)
3.What do you like in a guy?
Romeo and Juliet - Dire Straights (romantic?)
4.How do you feel today?
Miss You Like Crazy - Moffats (yes, I do)
5.What is your life's purpose?
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley (I'm supposed to entertain people in jail? O_O)
6.What is your motto?
I Want It All - Queen (hell, yeah!)
7. What do your friends think of you?
I Have A Dream - Connie Talbot (doesn't everybody?)
8.What do you think of your parents?
You Take My Breath Away - Queen (uh, no they don't.)
9.What do you think about very often?
We Got The Party - Hannah Montana (PAR-TAYY!)
10.What is 2 + 2?
Rockin Around The Christmas Tree - Patty Loveless/The Chimpunks (LOL)
11.What do you think of your best friend?
Leaving On A Jet Plane - Peter, Paul and Mary (lets hope he doesn't.)
12.What do you think of the person you like?
The Lion Sleeps Tonight - The Tokens (.......)
13.What is your life story?
I Lay My Love On You - Westlife (would you let me?)
14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Joget Lambak - Adam (O_O)
15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
I'm Alive - Neil Diamond [David Cook cover] (:D)
16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
I Just Cant Wait To Be King - The Lion King (LUL.)
17.What will they play at your funeral?
My Love - Westlife (what is WITH all these Westlife songs coming up..)
18.What is your hobby/interest?
Aloha E Komo Mai - Jump 5 (Ohana :D)
19.What is your biggest fear?
Two Princes - Son Of Dork (to be torn between two guys? O_O)
20.What is your biggest secret?
Funkytown - Alvin and the Chipmunks (I like dancing? Not a secret.)
21.What do you think of your friends?
Makeover - David Cook (they need makeovers? Maybe some. ;D)
22.What will you post this as?
Shout to the Lord - Michael W. Smith (Yes I will.)
iTag:
Debbeh.
Meyy.
Zlynn.
Katehh.
Bwahaha. Bwahaha. Bwahaha haha.
`kathleenxx ♥
5:08 PM
5:08 PM
Only four days more?
Is it that fast already? Kathleen has not started on any of her homework. And for that, she is gonna be so so dead.
Kathleen has three chapters of bio notes to copy out on cards. 4 kerja amals and 8 tugasans for moral. 20something questions of addmaths. Unknown amounts of physics work since the beginning of the year. 5 days of journal entries to write for english. Unknown amounts of chemistry reports since goodness-knows-when. Unknown amounts of EST work also since goodness-knows-when.
What has Kathleen been doing?
Kathleen just got back from Ipoh yesterday, where she ate and ate, but did not gain weight, as usual. =.= Kathleen has been obsessing over neopets after she finally got her SDB avatar and is now selling off all her items in her shop. Kathleen has been basically thriving on the Busted thread and got up early (if you call 9.30am early) just to go there while all the other people from USofA are still awake. Kathleen has been thinking of nothing but Mavid these days and keeps singing "Please don't stop the Mavid!" at completely random moments. In short, Kathleen has not done anything her mother would call productive at all. People at the WN Home must be oh-so-proud.
craaaaap la.
lalalala-PLEASE DON'T STOP THE MAVID! ....See? =.=
`kathleenxx ♥
4:18 PM
4:18 PM
O:
Paris Hilton is a Mavid shipper?
I KNEW IT!!11!!oneone!!
This is so fake, as if you didn't already know.
`kathleenxx ♥
3:55 PM
3:55 PM
Thanks for this awesome poem, Jeannie!
The Story of the Mavid BroDances
They did at every show.
It changed a little every time,
And the fans loved it so.
The Powers That Be said it must stop,
The fans were very mad.
They protested both night and day,
No Mavid made them sad.
"What makes the fans love Mavid so?"
TPTB did cry.
"Because we love our fans, you know!"
Mavid did reply.
The fans did win that battle,
With help from MJ and David.
The dance is back to noisy cries
of "Please Don't Stop the Mavid!"
Y'all just cant stop the Mavid! ♥
`kathleenxx ♥
10:36 AM
10:36 AM
Okay, so since I'm talking to him now (and it's probably gonna be a long time till I talk to him again), let me just take this chance to say:
CHK I miss you laaaaa!
`kathleenxx ♥
2:18 AM
2:18 AM
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Mavid, ftw!
Collection of all the Mavid BroDances on tour. (:
SQUEEEEEE
Can't you just feel the brotherly love? xD
I love me some Mavid. (:
`kathleenxx ♥
9:19 PM
9:19 PM
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Our service project.
Look look! I made a video! My first okay I know la I nOob. =.= Shattup and watch, plzkthnx. xD
Okay, byebye. :D
Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers,
That, you do unto me.
Matthew 25:40
`kathleenxx ♥
9:12 PM
9:12 PM
I sudah di-tagged.
By ZLynn ♥.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose
4. No tags back!! Srsly.
++++
1. I am David Cook obsessed. oh wait that's not little known. xD
2. My best friend is my ex-boyfriend.
3. I love Queen.
4. My iTunes is filled with mostly songs from the 60s/70s/80s/early 90s.
5. Some people think I'm good at drawing. But I'm not, actually.
6. I want to become an internet celebrity. :D
7. The number 7 key on my keyboard is jammed. =.=
8. My parents trust my maid more than they trust me. O_O;
9. I suddenly have a weird fixation with scruff, i.e. facial hair. Mainly David Cook's.
10. I like learning new things. I don't like studying them.
11. I think I'm allergic to school.
12. I like going shopping with my father more than my mother. He buys me books.
13. I am so out of books to read, I've started reading my father's books.
14. I am extremely random.
15. I like milk? xD
iTag:
Aaron LXT
Aisya J
Berneeeeeh
The Fat One
Win Win (:
`kathleenxx ♥
8:51 PM
8:51 PM
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
WHYYY? D:
Durnit. What's wrong with the WNH? It's not loading... GRAWR! I want to find the previous Busted threads, dammit! =.=
`kathleenxx ♥
9:10 PM
9:10 PM
Monday, August 11, 2008
It's my mommy's birthday!
Who's my mommy?
Jeya's my mommy!
Happy birthday sweet 16, Mommy!
May you have an extremely awesuum one! ♥
♥,
Your daughter since form one :D
`kathleenxx ♥
8:26 PM
8:26 PM
Friday, August 8, 2008
The Olympics Opening
=.=
`kathleenxx ♥
10:54 PM
10:54 PM
Thursday, August 7, 2008
We interrupt this program to bring you a public service announcement,
brought to you by Nigel Choong:
Unfcuk the world.
We now return to your regular scheduled program.
:D
`kathleenxx ♥
4:58 PM
4:58 PM
Sunday, August 3, 2008
One whole day shopping...
... And I didn't buy ANY books. I didn't even come like, 10 feet of MPH. That HAS to be a record.
Ended up buying a top, skirt, MAKE-UP(wtf, right? But yeah.), shoelaces and fabric markers. ^^
I got my guitar from Daniel today too! And since I wanted to play it lefty, we re-strung it during Sunday School. Lol.
Meh. I'm lazy to blog. Here, watch this la.
Mark and Courtney - Viennese Waltz
Mark and Chelsie - Hip Hop
Mark and Courtney - Viennese Waltz
Mark and Chelsie - Hip Hop
My two absolute favourites. (: But wtf, Mark and Chelsie are out. =.=
Okay byebye.
`kathleenxx ♥
9:22 PM
9:22 PM
Friday, August 1, 2008
NOOOOOO!
WTF WTF WTF?!!
NOOOO!
Mark AND Chelsie out at the same time?! NOOOOO!! What the f**k is wrong with you, America? I wanna cry, dammit.
Bugger it all. Now I ain't gunna watch anymore. ):
`kathleenxx ♥
6:05 PM
6:05 PM
